Michael Ferrell’s Twitter
- People say the L Train in Brooklyn is a fashion show. If that's true how come I saw a girl with a Marc Jacobs bag from 2 seasons ago? 5 hours ago
- You gotta dress for the job you want not the job you got. That's why I'm always dressed like a point guard on the Knicks. 1 day ago
- 75% of NBA players own guns. Remember Bill Laimbeer "bad boy?" After a hard foul you might not get up but you prbly werent gonna get wet up. 1 day ago
- I haven't eaten meat in 15 years but I've been so drunk that I went home with a bacon, egg, & cheese. I swear that's not a metaphor. Karen. 1 day ago
- Rock Band is like all of the hard work of being a rock star with none of the blow jobs. 2 days ago
